“What we’re going to do right here is go back. Way back. Back into time…”
RC readers of a certain age will remember these words from the glory days of Radio One, when they were used to introduce a ‘golden oldie’ - or a ‘revived 45’ for that matter, depending on whether it was Smashie or Nicey at the mike!
They were lifted from the beginning of Troglodyte (Caveman), a steaming hot slab of fresh funk which was a million selling single in the US for The Jimmy Castor Bunch in 1972.

Bulmers Cider
The career-defining Troglodyte was the third cut on The Jimmy Castor Bunch’s debut RCA album It’s Just Begun. But it’s the title track which interests us today. Also released as a (less successful) single, Begun has now turned up as the soundbed to a Bulmer’s Cider commercial in which a bunch of groovy young partygoers do everything backwards!
It’s an intriguing spot which poses questions about how much of the film was simply run in reverse and how much was shot exactly as we see it. Oddly enough it was first screened on the same day that mobile phone service provider three.co.uk aired its latest ad in which we are asked to believe that a Shetland pony is ‘moonwalking’ backwards through the surf on a Scottish beach?

three.co.uk
Going further back in time, there’s no chance that the vocal talent heard on Busy Doing Nothing, the track underpinning a McDonald’s ad aimed at reassuring us all of the purity of their beef products, will ever get back together again ever.
And that’s because Messrs Bing Crosby, William Bendix and Sir Cedrick Hardwicke are, sadly, no longer with us.
The three Hollywood heavyweights appeared alongside one another in the 1949 movie A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court. Only Crosby, who took the leading role of Hank Martin, the 20th century boy transported back 1300 years in Mark Twain’s original story, could really be described as a singer. But that didn’t stop the other two from trying to upstage him in front of the cameras in what has become an extremely well-known and much loved sequence.

McDonalds
Finally this month we’d like to take the opportunity that a short-running Channel 4 trailer for a Dispatches documentary about the trade in designer dogs gives us to pay tribute to Patti Page, who died back in January at the age of 85. One of the best-selling US singers of all time, with dozens of massive country crossover hits to her name – including Tennessee Waltz which topped the Billboard charts for an unprecedented 13 weeks in 1950 – Page’s voice can be heard on the original version of, you guessed it, How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?
Written by Bob Merrill, whose portfolio includes fifties family favourites like You Don’t Have To Be A Baby To Cry (later covered by The Caravelles) and She Wears Red Feathers and My Truly, Truly Fair (both big hits for Guy ‘Singing The Blues’ Mitchell), Doggie… became Page’s fourth US Number One in 1953 on the Mercury label. The song was a UK chart topper too, but it was Liverpudlian Lita Roza, formerly singer with the Ted Heath Big Band, who scooped those honours for Decca, becoming the first female artist ever to go to Number One in the UK. With a song which, reputedly, she hated so much she refused to sing it live!